belszki

taboo-smashing

feminist theatre maker 

Belszki and the Matriarch is a show with my MOTHER! 

(she is 80 years old, but don't tell her I told you ...)

Come along to enjoy a cross-generational, 

mother-daughter dynamic!



Do you have a mother? Are you a mother?

Do you have a daughter? Are you a daughter?

(all are welcome, regardless!)



The Matriarch often says 

'who would have a daughter?' 

when she is feeling exasperated avec moi, 

hence we have a piece entitled thus!



Massive thanks to everyone who 

came along to the show, last Monday! 


Listen to these tracks, to experience 

my new COMEDY BABIES!


STEALTH NINJA WEE 


ANTI THEFT

Belszki and the Matriarch 

Sun 27 October 

Doors 1915 Show 1930

FREE ENTRY 

(donations welcome)

@ The Brunswick 

HOVE

Belszki and the Matriarch present an evening of well-known classical music, played by the Matriarch on keyboard, overlaid with the wordsmithery of Belszki. 

Enjoy subversive lyrics and a cross-generational, mother-daughter dynamic. Expect comedy, pathos and menopausal musings.

Belszki: 'At least there’s no PRS declaration or copyright infringement; they all died over one hundred years ago …’ 

Matriarch: ‘Why aren’t we at a venue with a grand piano?’ 

Belszki: ‘I need to be accompanied by a full symphony orchestra!’

Matriarch: ’Orchestras are expensive.’

BELSZKI AND THE MATRIARCH

our evolution story ...


July 2023

we began writing material and choosing music 


Mon 4 Sept 2023

our first scratch performance 15 min set 

at Caroline of Brunswick 

(on my v low tech basic keyboard, eek)


Wed 27 March 2024

on a decent keyboard at the Brunswick Pub 

was our first WHOLE SHOW! 

(where I was just about 

recovered enough from yukky lurgy)


Fri 14 June 2024 

our second FULL SHOW on grand piano 


Mon 7 Oct 

we were back at the fabulous 

Caroline of Brunswick 

with a full COMEDY set! 

(see audience feedback, below)



SEE YOU ALL on 

Sun 27 Oct at Brunswick Pub 

for the NEXT FULL SHOW! 



We're mixing the feminist political pieces back in with the comedic numbers, so there's something for every taste!


THANKS TO EVERYONE who has 

supported the show, thus far!


CLITERACY

are you cliterate? 

TWO HOUR SHOW plus interval 


5 STAR REVIEW from Out News Global

"Belszki delivers a very enjoyable, 

fascinating and memorable show." 

"I was immersed in Belszki’s engagement and interaction with the audience"

"This left me feeling empowered, which, following the event, has sparked conversations about my newfound knowledge and understanding of such under-spoken and undervalued parts of the body, which are often seen as taboo."


CLITERACY: are you cliterate?


In a world where 200 million women and girls alive today have undergone FGM and where labiaplasty is the fastest growing form of cosmetic surgery in the UK, most people don’t recognize the full anatomy of the clitoris.


Perceived through a lens of fear and censorship. Deliberately omitted from education, science, and culture. 


Why does society negate a body part whose sole purpose is pleasure? 


Join Belszki on a journey from phallusy to cliteracy. 


Edutainment, sociology and feminist theory collide in this taboo-busting multimedia performance. Expect spoken word, comedy and audience interaction. 


Sculpt a play doh clit. Interactive phone quiz to assess your cliteracy level; see if you graduate with a BSc, MSc or PhD in cliteracy! 

PHOTO CREDIT FOR ABOVE PHOTOS: Andrew O'Hara

CROCHET CLITORIS by Chi Chi Crochet

VULVA LEGGINGS by Ruudly on Etsy